🦴 Samhain Is My Family Reunion and Everyone’s Dead

A celebration of lineage, liberation, and ghostly side-eyes from Aunt Edna

Listen. If your ancestors were anything like mine, they were dramatic, stubborn, and probably started at least one feud over a goat. And now, as the veil thins for Samhain, they’re back—hovering over your shoulder like ghostly life coaches with questionable advice and a flair for unsolicited opinions.

But here’s the thing: ancestral healing isn’t just lighting a candle and whispering sweet nothings to Grandma Mildred’s spirit. It’s messy. It’s hilarious. It’s sacred AF. And sometimes, it’s about telling Great-Uncle Mortimer to stop haunting your dating life.

🎃 Samhain: The Ancestral Hot Girl Season

Samhain is basically the spiritual version of Thanksgiving, but instead of dry turkey and awkward politics, you get ghostly wisdom, shadow work, and maybe a spectral slap on the wrist for ignoring your intuition.

This is the time to:

• Call in your lineage with reverence and a little side-eye.

• Heal inherited trauma while wearing black lipstick and drinking moon-charged tea.

• Laugh at the absurdity of generational curses like “We don’t talk about feelings” or “We only express love through passive-aggressive casserole.”

🧙‍♀️ A True Story: When My Ancestors Roasted Me

Last Samhain, I lit my ancestral altar, pulled some cards, and asked, “What do you want me to know?”
The candle flickered. The air got thick. And then I heard, clear as day:
“Stop dating men who are toxic. We see it. We know how this ends.”

I choked on my mugwort tea.
They weren’t wrong.

🔥 Enter: The Ancestral Healing Toolkit

If you’re ready to stop repeating your great-grandmother’s martyrdom arc and start reclaiming your power, I made something for you. The Ancestral Healing Toolkit is not your average bundle of woo. It’s a ritual-packed, shadow-loving, lineage-liberating experience designed to help you:

• Break ancestral patterns with sass and sovereignty

• Connect with your spirit team without losing your damn mind

• Turn family trauma into sacred compost for your growth

It’s got rituals, prompts, and tools that whisper, “You are the wildest dream of your ancestors—and also their favorite chaos gremlin.”

🕯️ Ritual Prompt: “Dear Ancestors, WTF?”

This Samhain, light a candle, grab your journal, and ask your ancestors:

• What patterns am I still carrying that aren’t mine?

• What did you wish you could’ve healed?

• What do you love about me being the weird one?

Then listen. Laugh. Cry. Maybe yell a little. Healing is a full-contact sport.

Get more information on the Ancestral Healing Toolkit HERE